Forgiveness

And guys,
It's just like Cady Harron realises in Mean Girls.

Miss Caroline Krafft seriously
needed to pluck her eyebrows.



Her outfit looked like it was picked out
by a blind Sunday school teacher.


And she had some -cent
lip gloss on her snaggletooth.


And that's when I realized,
making fun of Caroline Krafft


wouldn't stop her
from beating me in this contest.



...

Calling somebody else fat
won't make you any skinnier.


Calling someone stupid
doesn't make you any smarter.


And ruining Regina George's life
definitely didn't make me any happier.


All you can do in life is try to solve
the problem in front of you.

 So really... wouldn't it be better to forgive...

I don't really think the forget thing works though. Even if you could - and the majority of the time you can't - your really wouldn't be learning anything. And I like to think that all the pain is just something we can use to stop us making the same mistakes again.


Even if someone hurts you; and you find yourself wishing that they knew what it felt like, you feel guilty - right?

Trust me. When it happens to them; you feel about a billion times worse.


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Case 1

ModelBoy (an ex, of sorts) slept with someone else because I wasn't willing to declare my love within 2 weeks of knowing him.
A month later the girl he chose over me broke his heart.
It didn't make me feel better about myself. I just felt sorry for him.
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Case 2

I was super jealous of one of my friends seemingly perfect relationships.
It was a low point for me, I'll admit it. But I did kind of wish they weren't as happy as they seemed; even though I knew they'd been through their ups and downs.
I only felt like that for a couple of minutes, once.
Next thing I know, I know a lot more than I'd like to about the guy.
I wish I could take back what I know now. It's making it really hard to be happy for her when I'm fairly sure the foundations their relationship was fixed on; are fake.
Karma bit me in the ass (concience-wise). It's even harder when the party (parties, whatever) are fairly innocent.
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So I think we need a little more love in the world...

If you get hurt, realise it's just a part of the human condition. Unfortunately the only way to fix it is to die. Which really sounds like a buzzkill.

Just learn from it instead. Be stronger; be better.

And in time let yourself love again.




:)
Night Cherubs


p.s
Caroline Krafft... more of a babe than a lot of us will ever be.

Shawty

' I've called you hot girl, sweet thang, and gold digger,
I've called you chicken head, and shawty, or hey thick'ems,
I've been disrespecting you, with the same ol' excuse,
That I've been talking this way for so long girl '

So, what makes it okay for anyone to call us this? And why do we let them?

It seems like everywhere I look these days girls are doing things that I wouldn't have even known about when I was there age. It sucks to look in the mirror and know that without some serious plastic surgery there's no way I could ever be as beautiful as the famous women any and all of my future lovers will admire.

Being degraded on an everyday basis pretty much happens to everyone; even if noone actually says shit like that to your face - sometimes even if people dont actually say anythign at all; it just feels like you just can't walk out the door and be compared to all your friends.

Which sucks balls, because I actually have the most amazingly beautiful friends in the entire world. Seriously - I'm not being your average whiney 17-year old. My friends are all very, very good looking. And most of them have the advantage of at least a couple of years more maturity and sophistication.

So I guess when someone shows you attention and makes you feel like you belong with such stunning people; you don't really give that much of a fuck what they call you. Because you can brush it off as a joke.
But unfortunately; most of the guys I talk to actually think I am just their bitch.

They are so, SO wrong!
I own their asses (and by asses I mean bank accounts ;) )


So anyway; latest updates...

Sparky : This little piggy went to market etc etc ... but my little Sparky went wee wee wee into a new job at the coast 2.5hrs away and barely ever comes home. So that's kind of put a dent in the whole idea. Good bitch he's turning out to be :/

N 20 : I seriously had enough when he licked my ear. Sometimes nice guys, are just that. Nice. But not good in any other way, trust me. See ya mate!

School : To be honest it's really not happening. In the past 3 weeks I've been to maybe 4/60 classes. My teachers must love me... I'm not disrupting other students for a change...

ModelBoy : I saw this guy months ago; and was forced to hang out with him as we had friends who were dating. Once he got over the fact I really didn't care we weren't seeing eachother anymore, shit was chill. I don't really hang with that crowd anymore; but the only girl I still have time for who's friends with him, had no idea we had that sort of relationship. When he told her the other day she was totally shocked. And she came into work and told me that he also said, 'Wish I hadnt fucked that up - she's hot'.
Sweetheart... so do I.
Because if you fucked like you kissed Id've kept you.
At least for a while.
The only akward thing is that he keeps showing up wherever I am. And it's kind of annoying when all the girls at wherever go 'Oh, he's fucking hot'. And all I can say is, 'been there', because I haven't done that.

The Ex : The only guy I ever actually had a proper relationship with. I was barely 16 and he was a year older. We had fun; but when it all got serious we cracked under the pressure. I broke his heart and it broke mine.
Until two days ago we hadn't talked in over a year. But on a whim I added him on good old Facebook and we've talked a couple of times.
I didn't really realise how much I've missed having him to talk to. I hope we don't stop talking.
But I hope both of us are sensible enough to realise that it's really, REALLY over. And it wouldn't work.
By both of us I mean mainly me.

Anyway,

Bed Time .
I gotta get my beauty sleep. If more ex's keep showing their faces I better be making them jealous.

Bitch out x

Dreams , bro

Little ones, I have a dilema.

So . Yesterday night my boss (not the shop one; the horse one) offered me a full time job when I finish school, training and looking after horses with him. And I said YES !

But since then I've gotten a little scared. Even though it's a good couple of months away; it's still pretty soon - all things considered.

The only other thing I've really wanted to do is spraypaint cars (wanted to be a mechanic, decided against it as I have tits and a lot of the guys who do it would have a massive problem with that). But I have ALWAYS wanted to work with horses. And I've taken every opportunity to do so.

But now that the opportunity is right around the corner I'm kind of wondering if that's where my life should go. I mean; horses are a dangerous business. If you get a bad enough injury; even if a horse just pulls you over - it can fuck you up for life. And I know it's more dangerous to get in a car and drive; or even just cross the road. But if horses are your life there's no real career in it if you get badly injured.

And what if I get sick of it? I mean, I can't imagine ever getting bored of horses. But it could happen right? And if I chose to do this it means that I don't have much experience in any other career path. And experience is all I have going for me when it comes to job applications and employment in general. I'm not academically the brightest of sparks. I can deal with people really well; bit who's gunna want to hire a chick whose biggest education highlight was learning how to read the time at the age of 17?

Worst of all; what if I'm shit! I can deal with horses real well on the ground. My boss wouldn't trust me to look after the stallions (especially when they're around the mares) if I couldn't. But I'm so nervous when it comes to riding that I just can't. And even when I do build my confidence up; I'm so bloody fragile when the slightest thing comes along and makes me lose it.

Oh well.

Let's be honest though; I never feel even close to as alive as I do when I'm with the horses; doing anything else. If it was a choice between sex, Macca's and horses I'd totally become a skinny-bitch celibate. I'd do pretty much anything where a horse is involved. Except, perhaps, riding them all! Haha

Dream chasing here I come :)

Snooze Buttons and Sloths

Was just reading a post (courtesy of Simple Dude Complex World) on pretty much my favourite thing to do OF ALL TIME EVER !
And I was wondering...
                     how do you guys sleep?




Do you sleep face down?

Or foetal?

Scrunched up in the smallest pretzley ball humanely possible?

Stretched out like a skydiver?

On your head?

In your car?

Like an egyptian (do do do do)?

Feet up, head down?

In a hammock?

On top of a roof?

Sloth style?

And if you're wondering about my preferences; I like to be in a scrunched up ball and sleeping past my alarm. The snooze button is probably my favorite thing to ignore ever... it even beats out chores and homework. I can cope with cuddling; but by Jesus if they're touching me when I wake up... I will have to leave the premises.
No exceptions
Ever


Give us a shout and let us know all about your prime snoozing position!


Adios Amigos
xx


p.s
I'm sorry for the state of my drawings. The impossible has happened - they GOT WORSE! Hopefully a little more sleep combined with more effort will mean recognizable human shapes next time at least...

Sour Fruit, Interior Decorating and Sleeping Bags

Dear readers,
If you have not already realised this; I am completely and utterly insane.
So bear with me ...



Let's start with Friday night.

As usual on a Friday night, I had work til 9. And my housemate R came to pick me up with our friend Mickey (he is a little bit in love with her; yet will happily substitute her for groping me when she's not around... a behavhiour I DO NOT encourage); after work. I ended up finishing at 10 (crazy night at work + overly keen supervisor who still asks me how to run the place = late finish)... YET... being the lovely person I am I decided to still go out and have a drink with them.
"Just one," I thought to myself.
So we went to a club and waited in the line.
Mickey told us that his friend worked there and would get us in.
Fifteen minutes we were still standing out in the fucking cold; and then his friend (Sour Fruit) rang us and said that him and another of Mickeys friends (we shall call him The Short One) were on their way to another club.
So after about a second of considering just staying in the unmoving line we decided to trek on and go somewhere else.
"Just one drink, then I'll go home," I thought to myself again.
Half an hour later we were sitting in the upstairs of the club; knocking back our drinks with a little too much enjoyment.
I was pretty keen to dance a little and go home; so I could rest up and be beautiful for work the next day.

Then... R, Mickey AND The Short One all decided to bail. So I was left there with an increasingly drunk Sour Fruit.
"Fuck it," I said to myself, "I can just ditch him in a bit and get a cab home."
So we decided to go to my favourite club ever; the gay club (which will henceforth be known as Square).

And so we wandered a couple of blocks to Square; got drinks and took to the poles.
Approximately five seconds after we'd got to the dancefloor - the cops came in.
And shut down the club.
Needless to say I was SHITTING myself.
Not only was I totally underage.
I was with a guy I barely new (albeit a nice one); who was taller than everyone else by about a head, shirtless and quite loudly drunk.

Good.

After being drug-sniffed (by dogs... not the cops... sadly, as I quite like a sexy man in uniform) and videod half an hour later we were are allowed to leave.

At this stage it was about 2am.

"I'll go home soon..." I said to myself.

Then we went to some more clubs. And being a bartender, Sour Fruit knew EVERYONE in the existence of everwhere. Which basically just means free drinks. So basically - half my conversations went from well meaning brush offs ...

ME : I'm having so much fun, but I should really go; I have work in the morning...

to this...

SOUR FRUIT : Aww but I just got us more drinks...

ME : Okay... I guess... But after these ones I better go...

Also included in my night was almost getting thrown up on by a hundred drunk chicks dressed up in the most hideous tie-dyed outfits ever (I maintain it was the sight of eachothers clothes and not alcohol that made them need to vom...), getting told to 'be careful of Sour Fruit' by a girl dressed up as a cat (including ears, tail and nose) and Sour Fruit himself dragging me into a bus stop on our way past the interchange and lecturing me on the topic of true love and that it exists etc, for half-a-freaking-hour!
So one club led to another and I ended up getting home at 5:30.

All in all I got almost an hour and a half of beautiful luxurious sleep.
And let me tell you... and hour and a half of sleep is not nearly enough for someone to work an entire shift on.
Not even CLOSE!

Another beautiful thing about my car...  in this weather... apart from my starter motor going at the same time as my clutch and the cold weather not helping either... MY HEATING IS FUCKED >:(   >:(    >:(

This means that I cannot heat myself up, nor can I defogify my windscreen. HELLO! driving along in the cold, wet and rain with my windows down and windscreen wipers flat-chat so I can attempt to see out the front. Just forget about seeing through my rear windscreen... or the side windows for that matter.

Seeing as it is so cold, and my heating is so... well... nonexistant... I have resorted to an awful, awful means of keeping warm.

Ladies and gents, I must from now on; drive whilst in my sleeping bag.
It actually works suprisingly well.
I just unzip the bottom so I can actually press down my barely there clutch and brakes and touchy-as-fuck accelorator, and hey presto, instant warmth.

However, I'm pretty sure that driving around in the stylish purpley-blue sack of warmth has seriously damaged my street cred (ha ha ha...)... That is to say that I'm fairly certain a large percentage of the people who see me in or around my car assume that I
a) live in it
b) am a total bum
c) a crack whore
and probably d) can't even afford a sleeping bag that zips up at the bottom...

Well... desperate times DO lead to desperate measures...




On a slightly more positive note... I am FUCKING KEEN FOR FRIDAY NIGHT. I am not (for once) going out clubbing.I am in fact going to a friend's joint 18th (which is about 6 months overdue and should therefore be about 6 times more awesome than it would usually be... and if you know my friends that means PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME!).

I have spent the last 3 hours of my life starting to prepare the venue (one of the boys just sold their house, which the builder is knocking down; and they still have the key... did anyone say DEMOLITION PARTY!?!?!). Which basically involved cooking frozen pizza and eating icecream out of the tub whilst watching a whole lot of my friends put up plastic and newspaper all over the walls. This has the dual effect of both protecting the walls from any vomit/alcohol/other stains AND making the house look totally fucking awesome. Almost like a Haunted House Ride. But with less ghosts and more loud music and drunk people.

If it's not fucking amazing I will eat some of the 3 month old Butter Chicken sitting in my freezer.
And no one wants that... do they?

Ciao ciao Amigos. 

I'll fill you in on every atrocity this event has to offer...

If...    you're lucky ;) 



Gay Bars, Groping and General Confusion (and a Phone Sex Operator?)

Still about to die, as my immune system totally disagrees with my love of clubbing ...

Anywho :)


I love gay bars.
The gay clubs continue to be the only place I have not yet been groped by random strange men. And I don't really mind being groped by random strange men every now and then. It's the ones that actually expect me to consider them acceptable suitors that disgust and scare me.

The main one in my city comes complete with fabulously gay bouncers and bar staff, and wonderfully drug fucked old gay men who dance like they're vying for a role in Saturday Night fever. It also is home to a UV light stage/podium area (trust me, when you've had a few drinks - your teeth glowing in the dark is FUCKING AMAZING), lounges, stripper poles and cages.

If I hook up in one of those cages (albeit with a GUY - I still remain entirely straight); my life will be complete.

Also; the generosity of Le Gays still continues to inspire and suprise me. Even though I am very obviously a girl (I tend towards the current fashion of short/tight/low-cut when it comes to clubbing dresses) - I will almost always get given lovely free drinks from lovely generous men.

I especially love the fact that I end up with the same amount of money I go out with because
a) I am a girl; therefore everyone pays for me
b) I am the youngest; therefore everyone pays for me
c) Even when I have money, if I hunt around in my bag whilst trying to find said money to buy shots for me and 8 of my friends in said gay club - the fabulous guys there still shout us all drinks (even though I insist I DO have the money in my bag)

... and they don't even try to put anything in my drink or attempt to put their hands up my skirt. They just smile (their gorgeous smiles), occassionally give me a peck on the cheek; and go and hook up with another beautiful gay man.

It's enough to make me a little bit jealous.

That being said - I have enough gay friends that I could definitley become a one woman gay dating agency. My friends call me the Fag Hag for a reason (they really are such pleasant people, my friends).



Speaking of which... I now have a room mate. And it's fucking awesome.

My bedroom is basically a jumping castle. There is not a single inch of carpet showing in the entire joint. It is literally a blowup mattress surrounded by my bed and chest of drawers. You can barely open the door enough for us to get out due to limited floor space. I love it! The only problem is that the jumping castle is un-jumpable as I'm preeeeeetty sure airbeds should not under any circumstances be jumped on.
LAME!


R moved in with me on Tuesday; and she'll be staying until she can find a house of her own. She may end up living with Crazy T (another one of my friends, who is totally crazy and has nowhere to live because his girlfriend of 4 years broke up with him and kicked him out of their house... after she told him she's been cheating on him for 6 months. Poor chicken). This is mainly motivated by the fact she is a poor Uni student (although she makes WAY more than most of my friends that work full time); and as Crazy T works for the Army, half their accommodation gets paid for by the government.

Lucky shits. Oh well, I guess I'll be going to A LOT of parties when they're moved in.

Have I mentioned they're BOTH crazy ?!?!
Fucking awesome, but crazy.

And the beautiful thing about living with R... she is my number one go-out-with friend. She is about 2 months older than my ID says I am - and totally up for dancing and drinking with pretty much everyone.

Which means, we can go out whenever the fuck we want - no real organizing involved. And we can both stumble into a taxi and drag ourselves into the house together - and complain together when we have to get up for work at 7 in the morning.

Also - we can lie there at night and bitch about the various things that are pissing us off. Usually men, money and work. It's beautiful. I almost don't want her to move out... except for the obvious advantage of floor space becoming available.


I hung out with N last night. You may remember him as the 20 yo in my alphabetical list. I sat on the bed with him for an hour and a half watching Superbad and eating Macca's sundaes.

Eventually we hooked up. The entire time I was waiting for a text from R to ask me to go home so I could unlock the door for her (she was with her new boy also). As soon as I got the text I gave him a couple more kisses and headed home. I think he got kind of upset to be honest...

I really can't decide if I'm attracted to him at all or not. He's pretty cute, and nice, and funny... but...

I guess I was just so attracted to Sparky that I still kind of wish I was seeing him. But I know that if I did; I'd get bored after a day or two.

I'm just a bitch like that.


Oh well... ner ner ner ner ner...


My brain is tired so I'm going to put it to bed.
Night little ones


~ UPDATE ~

I am now adding to the list of Sparky's cousins/friends who are still trying to get a bit of the action.

There's already his cousin who lives out of town who sings to me.
And of course his cousin's best friend Paintball Guy.
And now there's another cousin; with the same first name and slightly better bone structure. Let's just call him... Sparky 2.

Sparky 2 somehow got my number and started messaging me.

As did 2 Scary Old Roofing Dudes who left their number on my garage door a month ago.

And some random I don't even know. I swear to God my number must be on list for weird horny men to call. I just want to yell at them all

'I AM CLEARLY NOT A PHONE-SEX OPERATOR, YOU FOOLS!!!'

Also : Replied back to Sparky for the first time since the hotel yesterday. He invited me to his mate's free house on Saturday. Romantic, no?

Too bad there is NO WAY I would rather spend my night in bed at a strange guys house with someone I don't really like (except for entertainment purposes); than out with my roommate as we dance our pretty little asses off and drink beverages we didn't pay for.

Ah, boys are so naive... 
;)

I Get My Nina On and Tacos. Lots of Tacos

So I finaaaaaaaaaaaaaally got to go out clubbing thanks to a friends friend who kindly lent me her ID. I am now '19' going on 20 in August (which is perfect as my awesome friends M and R are actually that age; and a lot of the rest of them are a bit older).

Although I've discovered that the full time party-life doesn't agree AT ALL with my immune system (especially when combined with working all day); it was FUCKING WORTH IT ! I may restrict my goings out to only 2 or 3 nights in a row from now on...

After my first weekend out, I was sick all week - and only just made it to work on the weekend (and the public holiday we had yesterday - can anyone say DOUBLE TIME !!). I did also make time for a good friends 21st out in town (club club club); and a more chilled out 18th.

Random fact - both of those boys names start with the letter J.

Anywho; my friend (who is another boy who starts with J) has decided that in the future my boy finding ways need to start making sense. Which - in a world where I am only attracted and attractive to liars and jerks - means not finding good boys; but putting the various dickheads into some sort of vaugley amusing order.

So we came up with the alphabet.
M (Sparky) - 21 years old
N (I'll tell you about him in a second) - 20 years old
~then I need to find boys whose names start with~
O (19 years old)
P (18 years old)

But that's as young as I'm going, because I refuse to hook up with someone the same age as me! I don't know, guess I'm just one of those girls who hates guys my own age, and knows that they (of all ages) are all dickheads anyway - but would prefer to be fucked over by someone with a little more experience at lying so I can pretend to be all naive and innocent and such.

So I guess some of you are wondering who N-20yo is? Well, here is the answer.
He is the ex-boyfriend of the sister of J-who-turned-21. And to make matters more confusing I met J-who-turned-21's sister and really liked her. In fact, I may take her up on her offer, and go out clubbing with her this weekend. I guess it's a good think I'm not really that keen on him. My friends (M&R who I usually go out with, and who are respectively almost 20 themselves) think he's really hot. Personally I don't see it. I think he's good looking, and a nice kid - but I'm really not that attracted to him. He's probably actually a nice guy, and that is probably why I'm not interested.

Ah the female brain. I really don't understand it. Especially my own.


After eating some dodgy spag bol, I am now laid up in bed all sick and shit yet again (but my brain is going - FUCKING LET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE HOLY FUCK I AM SO SO SO SO BORED). Hopefully I will be able to drag my body (which is totally letting me down at the moment, if I do say so) to school tomorrow. Note to the obvious, being sick sucks major donkey balls.

And in my head the 'major donkey balls' bit sounded like in those old westerns where it all sounds like 'majer donkay bawwwwwlls'.

Also, I am very very happy with the fact that my boys from last year (no, not all the boys I saw - all my friends from the year above who so cruelly graduated and left me with only my year and the year below to keep me company) have restarted Taco Night.

Taco night is where we eat Tacos and Burritos with a large group of people (of which I am almost always the only girl); and watch TV, occasionally smoke flavoured tobacco through a Shisha Pipe (and no I am not talking about Mary Jane - I have never and hope to never let her enter my airways) and almost always end up doing something crazy and stupid. Whether it be yelling at the coppers who are staying to guard a politician staying in our hosts apartment block, drawing giant penises on every available surface with ever available substance or egging security cars with large scary,baton wielding men inside them. Taco Night is always beautiful fun though.

New Taco Night is now on Wednesdays (so we can watch Jersey Shore), as opposed to Tuesdays. But apart from that (and the lack of Shisha Pipe due to the absence of the German who brings it with him; as he is selfishly traveling the world instead of supplying us with delicious Apple Tobacco); it is just the same, and equally as brilliant as ever.

That's all I can think of to update you with my little ones.

If I think of more I will probably think about posting it, and then not be bothered.

Muchos Amores (I hope that means much love)



Me :)

ps
For those of you wondering what happened to Sparky, I kind of stopped talking to him after the hotel. I figured he'd peaked. I mean, what if he wasn't as good the next time. Wouldn't want to disappointed would I?
Told you I'm a bitch. Good thing you all love me though, isn't it?